International creatives are losing their shit over not being the first ones to invent Opaccan minimalism, the new trend taking the world by storm.
Opaccan minimalism only needs three minutes of a person’s effort and does not need a Canva nor an InDesign to be finished—only MS Word.
“This new form of minimalism just exudes so much intelligence,” said Stephen Milkgatas, a professional seal designer. “There’s even an upgrade to the design here. We don’t have to read the name of the office from left to right. It’s now from the top like a clock.”
Named after the Office of the Presidential Adviser on Creative Communications (OPACC), the birth place of the new minimalist format, Opaccan minimalism has reached even the White House in the United States.
“What is this? Why have we not studied this in class?” said a creative adviser in the White House, refusing to be named in fear of getting laughed at by his peers for not knowing new forms of minimalism. “Because of this, we can now have a seal that looks like a logo, and a logo that looks like a seal. This will make us save a lot of money.”
True to the creative adviser’s comment, scholars of Opaccan minimalism do not need any symbol in the logo.
“Seals usually have the name of the office typewritten on a circle and symbols drawn inside it,” a scholar of traditional seals said. He now rejects traditional seals in favor of Opaccan minimalism.
“In Opaccan minimalism, you just need the name of the office in a circle and then the abbreviation of the office inside the circle,” he said, wide-eyed. “What a revelation.”
This is a satirical piece.
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