By: RA Ostria | Mar 02, 2024
The Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office (PCSO) has denied allegations that they have been rigging the results of the lotto draws amid public fury over them amassing millions of pesos.
The PCSO yet again won over P175 million pesos on the Friday draw of the 6/58 game. On Thursday, PCSO also won over P15 million pesos.
PCSO also won almost P71 million pesos on Feb. 26, almost P11 million on Feb. 20, over P64 million on Feb. 15, over P7 million on Feb. 13, close to P6 million on Feb. 8, over P7 million on Feb. 6, and almost P6 million on Feb. 1.
“This wasn’t us rigging. I assure you this was just luck,” Lone Bettor, who was also just recently revealed to be the the PCSO general manager, told RA vs the World. “We’re buying our own tickets and if God wants us to win, who are we to deny ourselves those wins?”
God did not entertain RA vs the World’s request for an interview but in a Zoom interview straight from hell, Satan confirmed that he just really liked the numbers that Bettor and his other PCSO colleagues were placing bets on.
“Of course it was me, not God. Thou shall not question the morality of my decisions,” Satan revealed, furiously stirring a cauldron full of sinful government critics. “They won through the luck I gave them. That’s it.”
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