A guy is now serving as the inspiration for billions of fathers elsewhere after posting on his social media account that he gave up funding his vices for his child’s sustenance, prompting many to believe that it is not an absolutely fantasy after all to have extra-effort dads.
Fathers became proud of Cuenca Jake Hila for buying Promil Gold, Pampers, and three boxes of god knows what for his for his child, and saying he is blessed.
“I now have a new idol,” said a random street guy, who identified himself only as “Supahdad.” He could not take off his eyes on his Mobile Legends game while doing this interview outside what seems like the busiest sari-sari store in Metro Manila. “We all know the bare minimum is teaching your children how to win Mobile Legends or other games like this. What [Hila] did was inspirational. I am a father, I know this.”
All other dads queueing outside the sari-sari store nodded in agreement.
“He says he is blessed, but really, we know who is blessed here. It’s his child,” a random guy said from the queue. Others nodded again.
Meanwhile, aside from inspiring Mobile Legend-playing dads, Hila’s heroism was also an epiphany that caused many mothers to change their views of fatherhood.
“He should win all of the father awards from the all father award-giving bodies,” said Tina del Castillo, a mom. “He is the best.”
Del Castillo said that Hila did not have to buy Promil Gold for his child.
“It’s obvious that he is earning in a week more than what I earn in a month because of that,” Del Castillo said. “There are other brands out there, but he wanted only the best for his child.”
Due to his efforts, Hila will receive a medal of honor from the president.
“I think what he managed to do as a father is put together a family which is functional and which has a very, very good idea of what they are targeting in terms of strict economic targets, for example, in terms of the numbers of growth, the numbers of the different measures, the different metrics that they are using for their family,” President Bongbong Marcos, who is now a gold YouTube plaque holder, said proudly.
The reporter tried many times to get the side of Hila, but he was busy being the best that who ever lived.
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